what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
