Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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