She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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