I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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