I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
