Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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