Porn is love you can see.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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