I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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