On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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