Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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