Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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