Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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