we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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