Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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