he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
zippers are such a cool invention
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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