So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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