OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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