Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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