how can u be prego again
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
