Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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