Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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