I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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