Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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