I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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