I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you traded sex for a burrito?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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