just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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