these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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