If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
