1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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