Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So squirting runs in the family.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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