No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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