Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
