I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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