Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Randomize
