Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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