Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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