do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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