its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I stole a fireplace last night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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