one might say we're banned from that church
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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