I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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