ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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