he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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