She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
