singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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