So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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