i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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