yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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