And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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