Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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