would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
