she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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