Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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