strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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