no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
