Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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