there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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