No, you can still breathe under the balls.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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